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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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