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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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