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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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