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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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