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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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