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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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