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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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