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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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