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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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