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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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