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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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