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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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