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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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