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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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