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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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