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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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