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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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