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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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