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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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