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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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