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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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