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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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