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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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