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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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