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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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