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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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