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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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