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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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