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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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