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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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