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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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