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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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