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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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