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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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