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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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