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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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