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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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