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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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