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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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