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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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