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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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