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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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