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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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