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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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