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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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