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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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