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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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