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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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