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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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