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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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